LOOGEY

A blob of snot. lung butter. Yellow Jello. An oyster. An unidentifiable mass of goo of probably disgusting origins. A chewy substance that is difficult to swallow. A throat rocket.

A loogey in your Big Mac can spoil your day.

by simbasat May 13, 2005

Lodged

Ploy for sex in exchange for a place to sleep for the night.

Note: There doesn't actually need to be a place to sleep, nor do you have to make good on it, but, it's kinda a dick move not to.

I lodged Crotch Thumper for the Red Dress Run so she didn't have to drive all the way back home.

by AssTek October 7, 2013

Longed off

Effective cancellation through continuous (seemingly small) postponements.

I asked for a decision but I've just been longed off.

I asked for a copy of the new rules, but first they said it would take a week, then the copier was broken, now the appropriate person is on leave... I think I'm being longed off mate.

by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019

I can't believe you looked that up

My response to anyone who looked that up.

Seriously, I can't believe you looked that up...

by seriouslywhydyoulookthisup April 2, 2010

looted

When a player in a video game is killed and is robbed for all of their items.

Dude, that guy just looted me!

by minemandemon November 15, 2018

longed out

When somone or something you're waiting on just takes so long and you're getting so impatient, you're being longed out.

I got so longed out by my dealer, was waiting for time last night.
Bruv, swear down don't long me out, you better be here by 9.

by don96 May 27, 2016

Loogey

A glob of mucus that builds up in your mouth until you have compiled a huge ball of snot in a pool of spit. It is almost impossible to keep it in your mouth or swallow it so the only way out is to spit out the loogey. The glob of snot will hit the ground with a satisfying plop. For maximum grossness keep the loogey in your mouth for as long as possible to build up spit and then when you spit it out it will be fucking HUGE.

Mike spit out a huge loogey and his girlfriend almost puked. A string of leftover spit was still hanging off of his lip and he had to get it off with his finger. Yummy.

by analpenetrationbyforce November 6, 2011