A blob of snot. lung butter. Yellow Jello. An oyster. An unidentifiable mass of goo of probably disgusting origins. A chewy substance that is difficult to swallow. A throat rocket.
A loogey in your Big Mac can spoil your day.
by simbasat March 30, 2005
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A glob of mucus that builds up in your mouth until you have compiled a huge ball of snot in a pool of spit. It is almost impossible to keep it in your mouth or swallow it so the only way out is to spit out the loogey. The glob of snot will hit the ground with a satisfying plop. For maximum grossness keep the loogey in your mouth for as long as possible to build up spit and then when you spit it out it will be fucking HUGE.
Mike spit out a huge loogey and his girlfriend almost puked. A string of leftover spit was still hanging off of his lip and he had to get it off with his finger. Yummy.
by analpenetrationbyforce November 6, 2011
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A sex move in which the male orgasms in the females nostril and the semen drips down into the females mouth, which she then proceeds to spit into the males mouth
Randy just totally got a Dirty Loogey from Miranda
by SexBear January 5, 2011
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When a girl gives a man a blow job and after he ejaculates in her mouth, she tries to spit it directly into her vagina; however if she happens to miss, she can scoop it up anew and cup into her vagina, the related vajoogey scoopey loogey. Typically performed by girls with low self esteem who seek out attention by trying to get pregnant at any opportunity.
'Did you hear about Dan? He only got a BJ but the girl vajoogey loogey(ied) in the bathroom so the courts made him pay child support.'
by Methwolf May 9, 2010
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Sperm in the anus, when the semin is induced into the anus like an enima, and afterwards runs out. it is commonly referred to as an anal loogey.
I knew this chick one time that thought it was funny to show everybody her anal loogeys!!!
by ScinoBasher999 November 25, 2006
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A salty loogey is when a male ejaculates inside of a female's nose, at which point she loogeys the semen and proceeds to swallow it, as opposed to spitting it out.
"Dude, I was giving this girl a salty loogey last night and the bitch spat it back at me! I had half a mind to smack her right then and there."
by Messiah of Love May 31, 2009
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