lolskeet

Skeeting while laughing hardily at the terrified face of your woman.

Dorothy: "I am offended that George lolskeeted on me. Was it really that funny??"

by simon35 May 28, 2009

lonser

N. A person who is the epitome of both a loser and a loner.

Toni: Hey Dennis, wanna play no mas?
Dennis: Can't. Studying.
Toni: Ew... what a lonser.

Julie: Wtf Dennis you have drool stains around your mouth....
Dennis: Oh... sorry.
Julie: And why do you smell so bad?
Dennis: I have no time to shower. I've been studying.
Julie: Get a life.... Lonser.


Toni: What do u think Seung does all day?
Julie: Probably wakes up to watch Nip/Tuck until he goes back to sleep.
Toni: Damn.... What a lonser....
Julie: Yea.... I know....

by Julie Ko April 28, 2008

Lonoke

A town in Arkansas about 20 miles east of Little Rock. Know for its many political corruptions, scandels and meth problem. Its also know as the most corrupt small town in America. Its motto is "life as it should be."

Did you hear? CNN called Lonoke the most corrupt small town in America.

by clay65 May 14, 2007

lolskerotimy

A medical condition involving the male scrotum, typically occurs post blue balls syndrome, when the female "sucks at life"

I was expecting to get laid on saturday but my girlfriend decided to play with my balls and not suck me off, hence blue balls which grew bacteria on the sackpiece and hence lolskerotimy

by drizzledrega May 4, 2010

Linskens

Last name meaning "Little Tree" in some lost language.. Also a family that lives in Wisconsin, and is known for partying

O my god bro, you party almost as much as Linskens does!

by DJPlatt January 11, 2011

lonker

Overly familiar term for lunch.

After eating lunch together every day for several years, we deemed it lonker (ie. What time do you guys want to meet for lonker?)

by Joannee Parrella September 8, 2008

OHIO-LIONSKEEPER

Extremely gay and death.

OHIO-LIONSKEEPER is extremely die.

by Crabby_Souls October 15, 2020