lonnie

amazing, gorgeous, handsome, pretty, 10/10 i love them so much

i love lonnie so much<33

by cursed davey July 30, 2021

Lonnie

Perfection:
Home:
Mystery:
The sexiest most difficult man ever encountered in every way. But the best and last sex ever had. Terrible liar except to cops and his soulmate. The name of the man that I will be with for the rest of my life and has made all other men obsolete. Perfect body and perfect hair perfect eyes perfect face. The name of the man that is my home.
Mine:

Where are u going?

I’m going home.

Oh you mean to where ever Lonnie is?

Yes, home…

by Golddigger20 January 30, 2023

Lonnie

The most amazing, gorgeous human being on the face of the Earth. Has beautiful blue eyes. Long brown hair and presumably short. She loves to read and just be around her friends. Is extremely funny but yet a little perverted. Has those weird moments and laughs a lot. Sometimes she is really calm. Usually, only when she isn't in a very good mood. Or you know, she's day-dreaming. She loves too be with her boyfriend and he brings out the good in her. She doesn't care what people think of her and jumps around a lot and acts crazy. Lonnie has a weird crazed fashion. Her addiction is music and taking pictures of everything. Lonnie is just an all out amazing person.

..Lonnie

by Bubba1234567 November 17, 2011

pull a Lonnie

the act of pulling out of a female during intercourse and instead ejaculating onto her pet turtle so as not to get her pregnant.

"I went to this girl's house last night and I had to pull a Lonnie because she totally wants to have my babies."

by fun-dip May 26, 2019

LonnieLightning

LonnieLightning the best siege streamer on the platform he enjoys doing handstand push-ups and dancing his heart out but overall he just here for a good time. Visual candy and he's an eat ass go fast kind of guy.

person 1: did you see LonnieLightning's stream today
person 2: yea he got a fat cake

by SamaIam July 3, 2020

Lonnie

A handsome wonderful man, who may be hard to love at times because he can sure be stubborn but it's all worth it. He will make you laugh when ur down & if ur lucky enough to pin one down he will make ur world a happier & more fun place to be. He's a little moody sometimes & tends to take things the wrong way, u just gotta know how to handle him. As a lover he is the best, and will never leave u disappointed he's just Utterly fantastic ooh la la.

Girls....'what are u doing tonight, you coming out to the bar?

Lonnies girl....'ooh he'll no are u kidding, I'm staying in with my lonnie,why would I want to be anywhere else'!

by Lonnies Gypsy January 6, 2022

Lonnie Jones

Part-time student, full-time yellow crackhead.

Lonnie Jones is yellow.

by Redpee March 10, 2022