Lockeroom Predator

A person who is a pedophile in the lockeroom

A person got whipped in the butt with a shirt that is a lockeroom predator.

by Mc.Nugg March 24, 2023

asbe lonker

an insult

eat penguin shit you asbe lonker

by a penguin shit eating asbe lonker June 25, 2003

ass-be-lonker

A person who rudely interrupts a conversation with random drivel about their opinion/personal life that is irrelevant/stupid. Something Theron doesn't do.

Theron: This meteor shower only happens like every eighty years or so.
John: Yeah, this is rather magnificent.
Cockneck: My girlfriend is such a bitch dude!
Theron/John(in unison): Stop being an ass-be-lonker while in our presence.

by theronkillshobos September 27, 2008

lonkera

Lonkera is a dynamic duo. A frienship everyone envies. Lonkera is the living definition of frienship goals.

A: holy hell look at Lonkera!
B: ugh Ikr! I wish we could be like them.

by Slutty_nerd August 19, 2019

Lonker

A very smart, cool, and amazing person. The opposite of a plonker.

“I gotta say, this guy is quite a lonker for knowing how to fix computers. It’s awesome.

by S4NGU1NE January 6, 2026