Simply nail logical

A crazy woman who does things with her nails and recently she did her nails in the shower and she has a drink slave named Ben

Simply nail logical is crazy

by Simply nailogical September 29, 2018

Longcat

An exceptionally long white cat originating from 4chan's /b/. See also Tacgnol.

As a meme, has given birth to the phenomenon of doubling adjectives for variety or emphasis.

-Longcat is looooooong.

-John: What did you think of Gigli?
Sean: Bad movie is bad.

-I've been reading Einstein's papers, and boy. Smart man was smart.

-(during the end of Star Wars Episode 3)
Anakin: HOT LAVA IS HOT

by T_Andrews October 21, 2007

Logical Friday

Any day of the week, besides Friday, that is the last day of your work week due to scheduling, vacations, days off etc.

William: Dude, why are you wearing jeans to work today today, it isn't casual Friday, it's Wednesday.
Jack: Nah, it's logical Friday, I am outta here Thursday and Friday this week. TGILF!!

by Jake of Clubs June 5, 2010

Brain-logical-mind-fuck

To bombard someone with such a simple yet complex question that they lose their mind

Intellectual chad 1: I know you are asking, but are you really asking?

Intellectual chad 2: You just got Brain-logical-mind-fucked

by Bopha Joe Mamba April 7, 2021

logical phallacy

Using a phallic (dick) joke in an intelligent discussion. (Not to be confused with: logical fallacy)

Our debate group had a pretty solid point, up until the point Robert committed a logical phallacy and our whole argument went to waste.

by cutesy pastel living doll July 4, 2014

logicaliman

An obese, unemployed, cowardly, sheepish, sexually-abused, emasculated, non-reading beaner who's ashamed to be Mexican and pretends to be anything but Mexican online because he has no job, does not seek one, and spends his life watching telenovelas and beauty pageants and posting on chat forums after his last wife dumped him for a slightly better beaner.

Check out that grotesque logicaliman. The waddling mongrel looks like he just ate a taco truck.

by joker12345234 May 21, 2009

Lorica

Loricas are the bestest friends you could have. Guys always love them but they're extremely rare and only the most blessed people get to meet one. Loricas are beautiful in every way, inside and out, and are always very loving and caring. Loricas are also very creative and inspirational.

I never want to let this Lorica go!

by shootermcgavin19 August 15, 2011