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Texas Longhorns

The best college in most sports. They have been to the College World Series more times than any other team. Hated by most because they are so fucking bomb. Second most wins of the decade (behind Boise State) and second most wins of all-time (Behind Michigan). Has been robbed of multiple Heisman Trophies (Vince Young and Colt McCoy) and National Championships (08-09 and 09-10). They wreck the shit out of everyone.
"Texas Longhorns defeats USC, the so-called greatest College Football team ever, in the National Championship!"

"Texas gets off to an amazing start against Alabama! Oh no, an Alabama player just speared Colt McCoy in his throwing shoulder, they will now bring in 18 year old Garrett Gilbert to play Quarterback."
by The Horns Guy March 1, 2010
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Texas Longhorns

1) The football team for the University of Texas at Austin.

2) One of the best, largest cattle in the south with huge horns.
1) Hey! I got some tailgating tickets to see the Texas Longhorns this Saturday!

2) Yumm. I love me some of that Texas Longhorn steak.
by V Vendetta December 20, 2008
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Longshot

When a man climaxes and fires his load several feet, typically on a woman's breast, face, eye, etc.
I can't believe he longshot me last night, my eye is still red.
by Grimm1313 November 3, 2012
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longshotting

(verb)

1: Someone succeeding, despite all probable odds. Showing an impressive display of skill. Synonymous with "balling." (References the 1985 Marvel Comics character, Longshot, who briefly joined The Uncanny X-men)
Samuel was longshotting last night when he beat an entire team of prestige players all by himself in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.

Junot Diaz was longshotting in 2008 when he won the Pulitzer Prize in Fiction.
by greyghost1779 July 26, 2011
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Longshore

In a football game, when your team is on a potential game-tying or game-winning drive with less than 3 minutes remaining, your quarterback throws a very obvious interception to the other team, guaranteeing a loss.
See Longshore, Nate.
Under pressure, the quarterback pulled a Longshore by throwing to his wide receiver who had triple coverage, but his pass was intercepted and run the other way for a touchdown.
by Oski December 29, 2007
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Longshoreman

the hardest working people on the Boston waterfront!
"wow they work as hard as a longshoreman!"
by hooker2 March 19, 2012
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Longshot Party

When the ratio of males to females, or females to males at a party or event turns to an uncomfortably high number. More so referring to the male to female ratio.
Mike: Hey, Seth and Keith are here... and they brought all their friend friends...
Randy: Did they bring any women with them?
Mike: Nope they just turned this into a a longshot party.
Randy: I'm not planning on getting any from this party
by BDDFCIN November 7, 2010
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