eva longoria

the only thing that makes Desperate Housewives worth watching

Person 1: Wanna watch Desperate Housewives?
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: Who cares, Eva Longoria is in it!
Person 2: Turn it on!

by fdsgsdfgdsfgfds September 12, 2008

Evan Longoria

The best Longoria!

Evan Longoria=.294 BA, 22 HR, 104 RBI

by Alessio #24 December 8, 2010

Londonize

For something beautiful to slowly decay.

Oh no! She's becoming londonized!

by Sami45 August 10, 2020

Eva Longoria

The most talented and beautiful actress in the world. Eva has such a youthful glow she can play diverse roles ranging from a high school student in one movie to a club dancer fleeing the law in another film all the way to a housewife.

Dang, I wish I ran across Eva Longoria's path before Tony Parker did.

by Piranha May 2, 2006

Eva Longoria

Actress on "Desperate Housewives." She is absolutely gorgeous. Puts J.Lo to shame. Not even Eva Mendes can top her either. She is the #1 Hispanic beauty in Hollywood.

Who gives a shit about her acting. Just look at her!

by KyLe March 24, 2005

longanisa

Filipino sausage. Made of pork. It's like, red and stuff.

I ate longanisa with bangus.
Longanisa tastes great with soy sauce and beef tapa.

by rx2 December 6, 2005

eva longoria

Most famous for playing the roles of "Gabrielle Solis" on the hit TV series Desperate Housewives.......and she first hit it big when playing the role of "Isabella Brana Williams" on the number one rated soap opera in the US The Young and the Restless from the years 2001-2003

She was married to General Hospital star Tyler Christopher....

She is also known as..
Eva Longoria Christopher

The best actress in daytime & primetime is Eva Longoria.

by Stanton St. Stafford March 26, 2005