by chewybacca June 12, 2011
Get the Songbooking mug.The act of "measuring up" with another man. It happens when two men (usually drunk or high) will start to argue about penis length. It happens when one man pulls it out and lays it on a table. This is the challenge stage.
When the other man lays his out and both penises are measured, it is said that the winner has longcocked the loser. He will then collect his spoils, if there were bets placed.
When the other man lays his out and both penises are measured, it is said that the winner has longcocked the loser. He will then collect his spoils, if there were bets placed.
"Old Harry was out longcocking at the pub last night. He won three drinks before the cops took him home."
"After Dave longcocked the police chief, he was never given another speeding ticket again. The chief kept his longcocking habit on the down low for a few months after that."
"After Dave longcocked the police chief, he was never given another speeding ticket again. The chief kept his longcocking habit on the down low for a few months after that."
by ChangeTheTopic October 23, 2012
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When a person is newly in love and and has just become "Facebook official" and they post a ton of statuses and pictures and meme's and what not tagging their significant other in it all and generally flooding the newsfeed.
"Damn, Sue needs to give it a rest already she's been lovebooking with steve for the past month geez!"
by Lil_jon86 September 18, 2014
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