longanisa

Filipino sausage. Made of pork. It's like, red and stuff.

I ate longanisa with bangus.
Longanisa tastes great with soy sauce and beef tapa.

by rx2 December 6, 2005

Edward Longshanks

Edward I (17 June 1239 – 7 July 1307), popularly known as Longshanks, thanks to Mel Gibson's "Braveheart". Longshanks achieved historical fame as the whitest brit to conquer the shit out of parts of Wales and almost succeeded in fucking everyone over in Scotland. But when that prick finally kicked the bucket his queer son Edward II took the throne and just took it right in the ass and failed to do anything to those lovable Scots. Longshanks reigned for a long ass time because he was an evil bastard and everyone knows those fucks live forever.

Edward Longshanks probably wanted to bang that French princess that his son didn't like because she didn't have a penis.

Even though you're the prince of darkness you're still no Longshanks.

by Cpt. JLP of the USSE October 16, 2008

Longhander

(noun) A person who, when typing online, uses full-length words and sentences as opposed to the abbreviations and acronyms common to online speech.

A World of Warcraft chat between a 1337speak user and a longhander:
Xxleggolaszxx: hai d00d sup
Trollski: Not much, really. Questing here and there. Yourself?
Xxleggolaszxx: lmao u said urself roflmao
Trollski: I use proper English. Hilarious.
Xxlegolaszxx: ur such a n00b u want some hawt pr0nz0rz?
Trollski: No, I don't want any frickin' prawns. I don't eat shellfish. Leave me alone.
*long pause*
Xxlegolaszxx: stfu n00b horde sux azz lolz0rz
Trollski: You doofus.

by Girouette December 21, 2008

longshanks

Colloquial term for a man with rancid chat that makes you want to finish your cigarette quickly and get back to work. Invariably will also have an annoying laugh, bad teeth and will reuse the same clothing daily and so smells of frozen eddies.

Longshanks: "I am tall, when you talk about tall people they must be taller than me."

Me: "Oh my god, I need to get out of here."

Longshanks: "I believe NHL is the best sport ever, no other sport must be discussed in my presence."

Me: "Does anybody have a noose handy?"

Longshanks: "I had the best time at Uni, because me and my mates were all tall."

Me: "You are the saddest fuck I have ever met...."

by windy miller May 16, 2006

lohands

The skeletal, older-woman hands that appear on young girls, such as Lindsay Lohan, when they abuse drugs, don't get enough sleep, and toy with eating disorders. The end result is that the metacarpals of the girl's hands are more obvious than they should be. May be combined with nicotine-staining and/or freckles.

"That chick was kind of hot, but did you check out her lohands? I wouldn't let her anywhere near my junk."

by Sean_of_the_Living April 23, 2010

LongShanks

A Bisexual retard dating the trap Yoda(WC) he used to be a normal /pol/ historian that went full weeb and gay one day, no one knows what disease attacked him but by God theres no cure. Name is based of cool English monarch. Very protective of his bitch Yoda.

Someone: *Says something insulting about Yoda*

LongShanks: *Goes on a long rant about why they're wrong and why hes not gay for dating yoda*

by NotSoNormalGuy December 3, 2019

Longganisa

Longganisa is a nickname for girls who ate very smart, beautiful, very caring and very loyal to her friends. If she is one of your friends, then you are lucky because she would always be there for you. Longganisa girls are very good at drawing, making them ideal for architecture courses. As of now, the man she's with is very happy and cpntent being with her right now.

I'm so happy and lucky that I'm with a Longganisa!

by CEKid November 23, 2021