LongShanks

A Bisexual retard dating the trap Yoda(WC) he used to be a normal /pol/ historian that went full weeb and gay one day, no one knows what disease attacked him but by God theres no cure. Name is based of cool English monarch. Very protective of his bitch Yoda.

Someone: *Says something insulting about Yoda*

LongShanks: *Goes on a long rant about why they're wrong and why hes not gay for dating yoda*