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Londonize

For something beautiful to slowly decay.
Oh no! She's becoming londonized!
by Sami45 August 10, 2020
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Londonn

Londonn born in 2006, she a real baddie, she a Pisces ♓️ and she the one and only Londonn❤️ Loyal, smart and skinny.
Londonn is a gorgeous name. She’s the one for you.
by Lonlon April 9, 2020
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lotioning

The act of putting a large amount of lotion in your hand and randomly walking up to someone, smothering it all over their face, and running away as fast as you can so you dont get your ass whooped.
-Nadia lotioned Hasan and Shehzad SO bad.

-Shehzad and Hasan tried lotioning Nadia back, but were unsuccessful at 99.9% of their attempts.

-Nadia's the best lotioner ever.
by lotioningmaster August 28, 2009
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Lotioning

To sexually touch and rub lotion in to ones body

Girl:running oil all over and the slowly finger her

Boy; to cover your hand in lotion and give him and slow firm hand job
Come let's get lotioning baby
by Boobs12hd December 12, 2016
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Londoni

a mildly derogatory slang used to refer to Bangladeshi-Britons, especially those Bangladeshi-Britons of Sylheti descent. They speak Bengali horribly with thick Sylheti accents and those born and brought up in the U.K. usually speak English as well with a very thick accent. Their English dialect depends on the region of U.K. they are brought up in. All Londoni families own a restaurant which serve Indian cuisine and is a hub for providing jobs to their newly-arrived relatives from Sylhet who have decided to stay back illegaly.

These people try to give an impression of being really rich and well off to their Bangladeshi friends and relatives and think they are really of a higher class with more status and cooler than them just because they live in England, when in reality they are a bunch of jokes who neither the British nor the Bangladeshis really give a shit about. They have horrible sense of style and have no clue what big idiots other people think they are.

Note: This in no way applies to Bangladeshis living in other countries like the United States or Canada where the Bangladeshis living are actually sophisticated and educated unlike their British counterparts.
Half of Britons today are Londonis!

That londoni chick speaks Bengali so bad. My fart sounds nicer.
by G--Money April 7, 2007
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Lotioning

to touch ones self for sexual pleasure or masturbate
stop lotioning yourself
by nathan kay August 2, 2008
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Lotioning

Literally just the verb form of the word 'lotion' -- simply rubbing lotion on the body.
Him: Wyd

Her: Just laid down, lotioning now
Him: Mmh, I see. I see :P
by nic_07.nicole June 4, 2016
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