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The Lon

When a sexual partner sticks your own finger(s) in your own asshole, against your will, during sex; generally occurs in the 'doggy style' position. Also known as Lonned and Lonning.
"We we're getting it on in the car last night when he flipped me over and gave me 'The Lon'."
by Nanzi October 12, 2013
mugGet the The Lonmug.

LON

Laughing Out No
Guy #1: yo im so gay ass cheeks ahha
Guy #2: LON
by come here little boy January 28, 2003
mugGet the LONmug.

Lon Lon Milk

A drink containing THC that will get you high asf. This drink is made by boiling bongs in milk so the resin will dissolve into the milk. This is usually done by desperate people.
"Hey after we smoke the rest of this bowl, would you like to make a gallon of lon lon milk?"
by Rub3rpu3r June 8, 2021
mugGet the Lon Lon Milkmug.

lonned

Of or pertaining to misfortune.

Variations include:
lon
lonning
lonnie
lonning around (completely different meaning)
1. Gerry and Gerry got lonned when they were traveling on the way to the "thing" and they got lost in the desert and Gerry ended up killing the other Gerry.
by Roost3r July 8, 2005
mugGet the lonnedmug.

lons

I swear he has bigger titts than he he’s a lons.
by Yamamahoezzzzz June 3, 2020
mugGet the lonsmug.

Ham lon

Vietnamese words describing something or someone that is nasty, annoying, unwanted.
A: why don't you hang out with us anymore?
B. Because you go with Le, she is so "ham lon." (Hãm lồn)
by Hoa Phuong Tim February 5, 2019
mugGet the Ham lonmug.

thang lon

by Phame September 6, 2016
mugGet the thang lonmug.

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