Lonisloth

any refrence to someone who is slow, has no athletic abilities, and shaves his uni-brow. An extreme annoyence

Hey scope the Lonisloth, he shaved the uni again.

Lonisloth, Leave!

by Dontarious May 5, 2005

Loin Cloth

An expansive massive of pubic hair that opaquely covers the genitals, descending from just under the naval, all the way down, then ascending towards the anus, where it may or may not end. Some loin cloths have been known to continue to just above the sacrum.

"If her sacrum was the horizon, then her loin cloth was the ocean."

"My girl digs the hairy back--but she hates the loin cloth."

by Harry Keratin January 5, 2013

The Loin Cloth

To drape a soft fabric across your legs, during masturbation, just enough that it will tickle your testicles while masterbating.

Richy did The Loin Cloth last night, it changed his life.

by BMacDaddy June 3, 2015