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dream logic

n.

1. the nonsensical logic one posesses while dreaming that makes perfect sense until he or she wakes up

2. information one magically/automatically possesses in a dream without having learned it before
1. Evan: So, in my dream if I showed this picture of your dog to Alex he'd find out that he was your babydaddy.

Kerrigan: What the hell! That doesn't even make sense!
Evan: I know! It was just dream logic.

2. Carly: So I had this insane dream last night where I was getting stalked by Invader Zim. He tasted like pickled peppers.
Ted: Sick! You tasted him?
Carly: Hell no! It was just dream logic.
by EVANetc September 28, 2009
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didabolean logic

Pronunciation: did-ə-ˈbō-lē-ən ˈlä-jik
Function: noun
Etymology: Ski culture - Inland NW USA
Date: 2010

A particular mode of reasoning that results from smoking marijuana.
His decision to put on some music and have a beer, rather than to return to work, was a result of some solid didabolean logic.
by Growlvin January 22, 2010
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drunk logic

the seemingly sound order of thinking that leads people to absurd acts that they would never commit without previous imbibing alcohol; the reason for approximately 90 percent of DUI's and OVI's, fights, pregnancies, carpet and couch stains, existence of games where there is no winner, marriages, bulk time, gut muscles, and injuries that are funny not sad.
Dude, what happened to my mom's car... and flower bed... and dry streak sexually?

Dude, before you freak out, listen, it was totally drunk logic.
by hurdleston December 8, 2010
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Hot Dog Logic

noun

Orgin: Based off the observation that hot dogs are packaged with 6 hotdogs and hot dog buns are packaged with 8 buns. Some might suggest that it causes shoppers to buy more hot dogs and in turn purchase more buns.

Definition: Something that doesn't make sense at first but upon further investigation is genius, maybe even evil-genius.
(ex. That ponzi scheme you pitched to me yesterday seemed really desirable, but maybe it's just my hot dog logic.)
by DK Lounge November 5, 2009
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Scooby Doo Logic

The concept of, whenever something bad or sketchy happens, splitting up. It was originally applicable in the to moments in the show, Scooby Doo, when the gang was in a group and then splits up to gather clues (often with moderate success and then complications, e.g. Velma loses her glasses). Usage now, though, has come to generally be in regards to two or more people separating, or "splitting up," when it seems illogical to do so.
"What the fuck? You're breaking up with me?" said the boyfriend.

"Yes," said the girlfriend.

"I can't believe that you're splitting up with me! This shit is fucking Scooby Doo Logic!" he screamed.
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Dolby Pro Logic II

A surround sound processing technology that can extract center, left, right, bass and stereo surround channels from a stereo source. Pro Logic IIx can additionally extract two rear surrounds from either stereo or 5.1 sources, and Pro Logic IIz further extracts front stereo height channels.

Multiple modes may be offered by the system: Movie mode, Music mode and Game mode.

PLII works fundamentally as a matrix decoder with servos that accentuate the directionality of the current determined dominant signal by negative feedback in the other channels. The surround channels are fed by signals of inverted phase while the height channels contain uncorrelated, ambient signals.

Although PLII works from basically any stereo source, stereo programmes can be specifically encoded for surround decoding by PLII with matrix encoding. These programmes may be branded with the "Dolby Stereo" or "Dolby Surround" logo.

DO NOT believe Eazy-X's definition. It sucks so bad.
"This song is encoded by Dolby Pro Logic II!"
"No, Pro Logic II is a decoder only."
by donmain November 27, 2009
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Dumb Bitch Logic

A logic used by what may seem to be a majority females that is so far-fetched that the more you try to comprehend it, the more brain cells that are lost in the process. If possible, it is recommended to cut off any connections with females that show consistency using "Dumb Bitch Logic".
Example: When you are friends with a girl for an extended period of time. She decides to hook you up with her friend. After you and her friend break up due to a lack of connecting, she decides to cut you off as well. Logically, the girl would still be friends with you, but when dealing with Dumb Bitch Logic, that is not the case. You'll save more brain cells in the long run by not attempting to understand the outcome, but instead just moving on.
by YoungxKing3 November 19, 2017
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