Lochness

A negative notifier. If you disapprove of anything or if it makes you sick, it's 'lochness'.

- "Jimmy blew wind right in front of me in math class today... so I yelled 'LOCHNESS!' in his ear"
- "So my dad drives a hummer, and I'm like 'dad', 'hummer', same sentence?... ew, that's lochness"
- "The <insert favorite team here> just lost again! They are so lochness right now"
- "I do believe that I was so frightened that I lochnessed myself"

by Dynast August 8, 2006

Loched

hella stoned

amy: you need to do your homework jen
jen: im trying. no can!
amy: hahaha allll loched

d^.^b

im all loched

by farmer808 August 6, 2010

A Loch Lomand

the act of breaking up with your significant other in a ridiculously protracted manner

"You hear about Martin? He pulled a Loch Lomand on his girlfriend"
".....awkward"

by Tazzy_Devil88 April 28, 2015

LOCH ARBOUR

0.1 square miles of seaside heaven inhabited by relatively harmless narcissistic lunatics.

Village of Loch Arbour

by mamboking May 6, 2008

Loch-Nar

a sexual act in which you invert the shocker
meaning two fingers in the rectum and one in the vagina

two in the stink one in the pink bro!
loch-nar for the win

by Lord-Gore March 17, 2010

Loch Ness

The popular huge loch located in scotland, with memorable sites still standing, such as uruquart castle, believed to be the home to scotland's beloved nessie, the world famous Loch Ness Monster.

"I loved that trip to loch ness, but i wish i saw nessie!"

by Jason August 20, 2003

lochness poopie

When your feces makes sea-serpent like curls or protrudes in part above above the water line in the toilet

I blasted a wicked lochness poopie!
I think it turned and looked at me...

by Eddie Crandall January 16, 2008