mayonaise monkey 

a white person, the term is usually meant to be derogatory

yeah that mayonaise monkey hit me up yesterday lookin for soome trees

mayonaise monkey by cze August 9, 2005

Chunky Mayonaise

When a female has a yeast infection and she doesnt tell you so you stick your dick in her anyways, when you pull out you have chunky mayoniase on your dick

ew, bi-atch, u just got some chunky mayonaise of my genitals.

Chunky Mayonaise by timber12 November 1, 2010

Ayyy Lmayonnaise 

A phrase that continues the word ayy lmao but adds mayonnaise to the end for some reason, it might sound stupid when you think about it but it gives you something to say when someone pulls out a jar of mayonnaise.

*pull's out jar of thick white substance*
;"Ayyy Lmayonnaise!"
"this isn't mayonnaise"
Then nobody says anything and you should probably leave

Ayyy Lmayonnaise by SadistFreakGuy August 28, 2016

mayonaise 

What the Dutch put on french fries instead of ketchup.

I've seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.

mayonaise by bohdave April 28, 2005

Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce 

Expression used when one is ripped off.

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.

Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009

mayonaise 

one of the best songs by the smashing pumpkins

Fool enough to almost be it, cool enough to not quite see it doomed Pick your pocket full of sorrow, run away with me tomorrow june - mayonaise

mayonaise by smashingpumpkinsrule November 9, 2012

Mayonaise Taco 

When a girl gets so turned on and excited her vagina gets wet and creamy....

I turned her on so much she has a mayonaise taco...

Mayonaise Taco by jamnorm72 May 31, 2011