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Livingston County

An incredibly boring county in mishitgan that is full of political flip flopping republicrat asswipes, shitty drivers, inbred hicks, dumb hipsters, arrogant rich people (Brighton), self righteous assholes (Howell), racist rednecks (Cohoctah), homosexuals and whitler lovers.

Also there are literally NO single women here because there are more men than women in this lousy county.
Livingston County should be called DEADvingston County.
by Themidwestsucks June 15, 2021
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Livingstone

Livingstone is brave and bold. Tender-hearted and very intellectual. He has a dope style and is very funny. He attracts beautiful woman and riches to himself wherever he goes. People love him and he adored by his whole family.
"Man, I need a Livingstone in my life!"

"I feel like a Livingstone because I am swimming in riches"
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Livingston

Livingston is a money-nouveau town, located near Shorthills, Roseland, East Hanover and Milburn. It’s a clean town and has a very low crime-rate. The people in this town like to wear brand-name clothes and drive fancy cars. The Livingston School system is renowned for its academics, nevertheless a lot of pressure is put on teens in Livingston High School to get into great Universities and succeed in life. This town is made up of businesses and banks, so the local Starbucks is the big hang-out spot for kids and adults alike. Those who have been raised in modest families may find this town rather lonely, as it may be hard to relate to and connect with people. Still, Livingston is a safe little community, so it is no wonder why families want to raise their kids there.
1."Wow check out all those fancy cars!"

"Yes, we have entered the town of Livingston."

2."Lets go to Starbucks on Livingston Ave. and partay!!"
by CosmopolitanLady May 19, 2009
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Livingston

Home to like 99% of the jews in nj...i've never seen so many jappy girls wearing sevens, true religions, hudsons, marc jacobs, prada, lv, gucci, fendi, and pounds of diamonds...the guys walk around looking japier than the girls. theres no specific group of stoners since every single kid is on drugs. the parents have to much of a life to argue with their kids so they give them their credit cards and tell them to max them out...short hills thinks their better, but they don't hold a candle to the jappiness, snobbiness, or amount of money as people in livingston...it is basically the upper east side of new jersey and reeks of wealth. Everyone has the sickest bodies even if their not born with them, they'll get trainers and nutritionists as soon as the get a pinch of fat on their bodies. The student parking lot filled with range rovers, bmws, and mercedes trucks makes the teacher parking lot look like a junkyard...if you live in this town and are not jewish your asain and only hang out with asians...teens start smoking at 13 and once the hit freshman year don't go a weekend without getting stoned and drunk...your placed in a social group by how much money you have and how good looking you are. the cops don't do anything but sit on their asses and drive around busting the parties. the marjority of kids have 4.0 gpas and go to top 25 colleges even if their not smart cause daddy will donate millions just to get u in to the school of your choice.
This town is the greatest town in new jersey, and yes it sounds like the most disquisting obnoxious place, but really its amazing.
its not uncommon for girls in livingston to have more than 1 nose jobs
by jaj1345 November 14, 2005
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Livingstonian

Somebody who is from, or has been born and grew up in the Scottish Town of Livingston.
John was born and grew up in Livingston, therefore he considers himself a proud Livingstonian.
by King Ledley July 11, 2010
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LivingBeing7

Person A: Hey, did you hear that LivingBeing7 extracted Toasty's soul?

Person B: Dude, you mean God Himself

Person A: Oh shit right yeah
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Livingston Mart

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