linen sherbert 

Post-coital (sex, fuck) residue (cum, spunk, gizzum,muck) left on bed sheets.

You had better not let your mum wash those sheets, they are covered in linen sherbert.

linen sherbert by Notorious O.T March 16, 2004

linen truck 

patricks archenemy as well as doppleganger.

patrick, look out! watch the road dumbass. theres the linen truck again!

linen truck by the driver February 16, 2004

linen party 

a sick cunt party where everyone spills tea on their linen so they have to buy new linen

"do you want to come to my linen party?"
"no thanks"

linen party by lorrainelea July 14, 2009

linen suitcase 

A linen suitcase is like a linen press except in the form of a suitcase. Linen suitcases have come to be used by people who rent and often move or have moved recently as a useful place to store keepsakes.

I put my collectible CDs in my linen suitcase.

linen suitcase by Ishtiaque April 1, 2008

linen driver 

When you rub your partners face in the wet spot, spank them, and call them bad.

I gave her a linen driver last night, and now she won’t talk to me.

linen driver by Crotch Ronson September 20, 2018

on linen 

The hottest setting on an iron. Meaning something is white hot.

Yo, you hear that new lil Wayne track? That sh*t is on linen!

on linen by Johnny Kong November 16, 2010

Wet Linen 

An indiscriminate reference to a female that is wet and has very wet panties or a male that has managed to nut himself in his own underwear.

I’m so horny right now. I’m squirming in my own wet linen.

I was tugging my slug thru my pants in class and the next thing I know I roped my own pants now I’m sticky with wet linen.

Wet Linen by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018