linkaphobia

The fear of hanging out with the opposite gender, so instead you come up with excuses such as “my mom said no” this Is a critical disease, no cure has yet to be found.

“I cant go out my mom said no” “this bitch got linkaphobia”

by aly10187 August 22, 2023

likeaphobia

A fear of when you are stalking someone's Facebook profile, and Accidently liking and commenting on that's person picture. This phobia is present in 85% of all straight males under the age of 25 on Facebook

*scrolling through Bikini Pics :) 2012*

*switch pictures*

*like photo? Yes*

You: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

*unlike photo, delete friend and block communications*

Next Day

Girl: So, it says you liked one of my pictures on Facebook?

You: I haven't been on Facebook in months. It must have been my brother, I leave the tab open...Glitch in the matrix?

Likeaphobia ruined my life.

by RGC Brave September 23, 2011

legaphobia

a person (male or female) who is completely afraid of there legs or of showing their legs!

Symptoms of legaphobia:
- very tall
- middle eastern
- very smart
- lonely
- hates people with name S at the start

scott: why is moey always wearing pants
ben: its obvious he has legaphobia :0
veeraj: it all makes sense now

by Scoot and benJAMIN July 26, 2020

lipophobia

Fear or hatred of fat or obese people. (See also lipophobe.)

"I told some fat f*ck he should go on a diet, and he accused me of promoting lipophobia."

by IBRacing January 16, 2021

Listphobia

When a person has a fear of looking at or ESPECIALLY making lists.

Person 1: *writes down a list*

Person 2: “AAAAAHHHHGGHHH!!!!!”

Person 1 :” calm down what do you have like listphobia or something”

by fakkkie December 11, 2021

Llamaphobia

The irrational fear of getting recorded by old white llamas.

by saying: I do not consent to being recorder on a public platform; you infact have a llamaphobia.

by DA LLAMAS🦙 June 2, 2023

Limbophobia

Limbophobia is a word from a Latin origin. Limbophobe is also alike the word Limbophobia. It is a very rare fear that only 1 in 50 million people have. Oddly enough, Limbophobia is the fear of limboing. Don't be confused by self-conscienceness while limboing, which is totally different. Not only is it the fear you would have to limbo, but it is also the fear of watching somebody else limbo. Limbophobia is also a form of anxiety you get while limboing or watching somebody else limbo. You may be laughing at this, but limbophobia is a serious fear. If you have limbophobia or know anybody with limbophobia, please get them a therapist. Limbophobia can be cured!

I had to limbo yesterday... little did they know I have severe limbophobia.

by ThatTroubledSchoolGurl January 27, 2020