Lighthouse

A technique use to smoke weed. First the user takes a bubbler and fills it with water. Then a sweet J is rolled and placed inside the bowl sticking upright like a lighthouse. The user then places even more weed around the J to fill the bowl creating the rocks. The J is smoked and by that time the user cant use a lighter, but one is not needed because the J lights the bowl by itself.

That lighthouse we smoked last night was AMAZING!!!

by Savyy April 25, 2011

Lighthouse

A lighthouse: area that allows light to pass between a woman's legs and her public area- this must be observed while she is standing up with her legs closed together. If a woman has a lighthouse, one would be able to see light coming through this natural space regardless of how close her legs are together. If she's too overweight if flabby the fat closes down the passage of light.

Even though Jane is overweight, she still has a lighthouse.

by Mark the man aka MTM March 28, 2011

lighthouse

Trying to master mind control whilst standing in a corner. Usually looking absent or grinning insanely.

Look at that rob he's got some major lighthousing going on, he's being a real roft.

by robertino smitherino January 27, 2005

Lighthouse

As defined by popular comedian Dane Cook : The perfect erection, when the vain leads up in a perfect spiral staircase right up to the thunderdome.

"A lighthouse is required to do the cashew trick"

by Miss Strychnine; February 12, 2006

Lighthouse

When a uncircumsized dude pulls up his dick to his belly button and uses his balls as a base so it resembles a lighthouse.

Wyatt walked out of the room so Alex pulled out the lighthouse to get him to look at it when he walked back in.

by AxlebomB August 19, 2011

lighthouse

An implement used to aid a penguin in the act of shaving. It prevents the razor from cutting too deeply and chafing the skin.

Wally decided to attach the lighthouse to the razor in order to keep his penguin soft and supple.

by Penguin June 23, 2004

lighthouse

To insert your head into a womans anal cavity (rectum) and while up there in the abyss you stick your tongue out and slowly start rotating your body just like a lighthouse.

bro # 1: I would lighthouse her for a full minute if you pay me 1,000 dollars for each second.

bro #2: ew dawg that bitch is fat as hell, and you will suffocate up there

bro #1: I cant help it everyday her butt crack shows, shes teasing me dawg

by nigger3000 November 15, 2011