light switch

an extremely small dick

Buddy was afraid to change with the guys before and after hockey games because he was hung like a light switch.

by myk4bz October 29, 2006

The Light Switch

David, David really switched up when he moved to Orlando. He really hasn't been the same person since. That man switched up so hard we call him The Light Switch.

We call David The Light Switch because he moved to Orlando and became a whole different person.

by HGILLIS October 29, 2021

light switch

V. The act of pulling a girls tampon out before proceeding with sex.

"Dude this chick said we couldn't cause she was on her period. So I light switched that hoe and raw dogged her all night long."

by Gnarkill_TKE March 2, 2008

light switch

1) A woman/man who appears much hotter in the dark than with the lights on.

2) The act of turning off the lights to hide an unattractive mate.

1) Bro, its last call at the bar. Club lights are about to come on and your in for a surprise. That girls a light switch.

2) Although she's ugly, i haven't got any in a while. When i get home, i'll just light switch her.

by kevin kage March 18, 2011

Light switch

When you get turned on, but not finished off

“We were making out, and he brought me to his room, but his mom called for him and left me light switched”

by Wolley June 2, 2018

Light-switch Rave

Simulating the pulsating lights at a large dance party in a domestic setting by rapidly flicking the light-switch.

The Cheat is grounded! We installed that light switch so that you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw light-switch raves!

by Canadian November 13, 2003

Light-Switch Bitch

A woman who goes from being awesome and friendly to a complete bitch faster than you can blink. In these women, it will seem almost as if a light switch is flipped inside of them and BAM! they will morph into bitchy bitches.

(In the weight room)

Girl coach: How was your night?!
Athlete: Great thanks for asking!
Girl coach: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING?! GET TO WORK DAMMIT! YOU'RE SQUATS ARE TERRIBLE!
Athlete (to fellow athlete): Coach is such a light-switch bitch.

by Alison Von October 19, 2010