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Lifestream

In the context of the internet, a lifestream is a time-ordered stream of documents/posts/comments/pictures/videos that will function as a diary of your electronic life.

Every document you create, every photo or video you post and every comment, twitter or blog post you make is stored in your electronic lifestream - last ones shown first. Your past is at the end of your lifestream.

Some people even take it as far as to start off with a copy of their electronic birth certificate.
Lifestream entries: 12 Sep 20xx Posted entry on blah example blog. 13 Sep 20xx Uploaded photo of my new cat 'Bert' to blah example photo sharing site. 13 Sep 20xx Twittered "OMG it is raining again"
by Steve Dorrington (CarpetDog) October 21, 2008
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livestream

A live event, typically audio or video, that happens over the internet.
Did you watch the livestream that they did? It was so cool!
by Bob the Phil December 19, 2016
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Lamestreamer

What every damn dirty hipster calls people who listen to the bands they like without realizing they fit the type.
Unless you were there when the band formed and jammed for the very first time, you didn't discover them, thus you are a lamestreamer you damn dirty hipster.
by EatMeEatMeRaw August 26, 2013
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Lifestream

This is where souls go after they leave the body. Souls from humans, plants, and animals are included in this. After being in the Lifestream, a soul will be reborn into another form.
FFVII's form of "Gaia"
Known as the "Cycle of Souls" in FFIX
by O' Shrouded One February 17, 2004
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Lamestream

A term hipsters use to define something that tries to be hipster and fails by still being mainstream.
Hipster One: Did you see that girl wearing fake glasses?
Hipster Two: Yeah, she's being lamestream.
by IceOfWaterflock May 29, 2013
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lamestream media

All major media companies except for FOX.

Sarah Palin needed a new attack word against the mainstream MSM media when she got hired by one of the world's largest mainstream media companies.
In recent news, some people say Glenn Beck is reported to be the most honest man in broadcasting, and you won't hear that reported by the lamestream media. This is Sarah Palin, reporting for FOX News.
by Knot O'Really February 11, 2010
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Lifestreaming

A buzzword created by nerds to make their online lives sound important to the tiny number of followers they have.
Steve Rubel: "Look at me, I'm Lifestreaming!"
The 4 nerds who buy into the bullshit: "Swoon, you're so awesome!"
Normal person: "You're just blogging and posting pictures."
by divsoft August 30, 2009
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