Licked and Dicked

To get sucked and fucked in one session.

Lori can't wait to get licked and dicked tonight, so she's on the prowl!!!

by Jillina March 23, 2013

lick-a-dick

to qulicky give a blow job like in a public restroom and in a pubic place.

dude yeaster day my girl gave me a lick-a-dick.

by the guy that wrote this shit February 17, 2009

Lick My Dick

basically it is another way to say 'kiss my ass' except its your dick and your asking the person to lick it.

Licking a dick is closely related to suck one, but it's NOT the same thing.

Remember: just because girls don't have the part to make this saying realistic, doesn't mean we can't say it too.

Person1: Kiss my ass you dumb fucker!!
Person2: lick my dick
Person1: -_-

by DICKtionary queen May 14, 2011

dick lick

one (usually male) who is something of an asshole who enjoys self-gratification at the expense of others.

dude: so whats up
asshole: you are gay
dude: f off dick lick

by Kais June 28, 2004

Dick Lick

A total, extreme, amazing f*cking douchebag

Orion is such a dick lick.

by super uber dinorex May 18, 2009

Dick Lick

Your average insult, usually between makes during arguments of extreme stupidity

Guy 1: Hey man, stop camping!

Guy 2: Make me you Dick Lick!

by Atticus Sullivan July 1, 2009

Fuck shit cock lick dick faggot whore

This something you say when you are angry, sad, happy, horny or incredibly drunk. However, it is also satisfying to spew these words in rapid succession while you are driving for no particular reason other than you are bored and need conversation.

Driving down an open empty road and there is nothing good on the radio and you are alone.

FUCK SHIT COCK LICK DICK FAGGOT WHORE!!!!

by SerbShooter November 19, 2007