ass lick

the licking of the freaken arse
diks if u don't understand that
go back to elementry skool

Wow that chick ass licked me last nite
it felt fucken weird, yet interestingly good

by HEADSHOT January 30, 2003

Let him lick his ass

When someone is being a little bitch and annoying everybody with their meaningless shananigans, you tell them to go lick their ass, as in go whine and bitch by themselves. Applies to females too. Their counter part would be let her lick her ass

Susan: Ugh, becky's whining about her louis vuitton shoes getting dirty at the party yesterday
Mary: Let her lick her ass, i don't have time for her rich girl problems.

Vicky: Shawn's telling everybody that I told him I liked him
Amanda: Ugh let him lick his ass, I swear his ego is the size of jupiter

Jessie: Bro, drake keeps bugging me about my fake shoes
Nick: Let him lick his ass, we all know his are faker than anybody's here.

by VolocityHarp June 7, 2016

lick my ass crack

when someone annoys you and you get triggered but don't want to swear

person 1: NUUUUUUUUUUU I LOST IN ROBLOX
person 2: guess who killed you
person 1: lick my ass crack

by NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO ONEE May 25, 2018

Lick my ass

A sarcastic, silly come back to anything. The person your saying this to should always reply with "I already have !"

Made up by Tammy and Sheleah Guy.

Sheleah - "MOM, I don't want to go to school today !"
Tammy - " OH LICK MY ASS !!"
Sheleah - " I already have "

by HeIIoKitty April 8, 2011

Lick ur ass

to suck up to someone

so wat?
Reply: im sorry but im not saying it because i wanna Lick ur ass just to set things straight

by Graciie1402 July 18, 2009

Ass lick

A criminal offence that involves a person licking someone's asshole.

He was charged with ass lick.

by Lambooo August 2, 2018

lick my hairy ass

Licking a hairy ass is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth and tongue.

“Carlos, lick my hairy asshole”
“Jake I’m not gonna lic...”
“I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”

by The SPF fam November 16, 2017