lern2internet

learn how to act online or learn how to look things up online. In the latter case 'fucking google it' works too.

Used commonly when idiots ask way too simple questions on forums or when some dumbass thinks they'll be raped by a clown if they don't repost a bulletin.

Eleventeen year old: If you don't send this to 40 people Tom will delete your MySpace OMG :'(
Me: lern2internet bitch.

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Dumbass: o hai guise how do i download torrent
Me: learn2internet

by slaksjdflasjdf June 23, 2008

Lerner's Father

Unfortunately this man is yet to be found. Lerner's Mom has had so much sex that it's possible Lerner's Father could be...
Sean Connery, Carson Daly, Muhammad Ali, EDI Cramer, Bill Clinton, or Uncle Ben (yea, the rice guy)

Midshipman 1- "Dude, wanna hang out tonight? A bunch of people are coming, even Lerner's Father."
Midshipman 2- "Really? I've never met him before."
Midshipman 1- "That's ok, neither has Lerner."

by Pedro November 18, 2004

Lerno

Renowned Chaminade oarsman that strokes it long and hard. Currently strokes 6:24.9 despite being a basketcase. Also see "Big Dog." Frequently yells such phrases as "Hootaaaaz!" and "Wassup playa" and "I like to stroke it"

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

lessen lerned

Only the world's most awesomest unsigned punk band. Based in Hillsboro, Ohio, with the exception of the lead guitar being from Wilmington. Currently has 3 members. A singer/rhythm guitarist, a lead guitar, and a bassist (looking for a drummer in the southwestern Ohio area). Recently, they have promised to their small but growing list of fans 2 days of free downloads for a new song, which greatly differs from their previous 2, scheduled for release to the myspace community within the next few months. New fans always welcome!

Punk A: Dude, you hear about Lessen Lerned?
Punk B: Nah man. They any good?
Random Alternative Kid A: Hell yah!
Punk A: Damn right.
Punk B: ... Who the fuck was that?
Punk A: W/E. Just check out>>>www.myspace.com/lessenlerned

by potatoXmosher February 5, 2008

lernik

Little mountain. Little person, Big mouth. Lots of charisma and character. Very sexy!

I Lerniked myself!

by Eri04001 March 12, 2018

Lernie

The Lernie is the Lord Ernie, In command of all Ernies and all Elder Ernies. The current Lernie as of May 2019, Is Jackal Evernight (An Alias)

Oh my god is that the Lernie in that restaurant? Oh my god, it really is the Lernie.

by Current Lernie 2019 May 27, 2019

lern2woman

1. lern2woman - a manual given to women to better themselves in womanhood, to prepare themselves for life as a sandwich maker.

2. lern2woman - a badge given to those who rise to the expectations of the kitchen.

'hey man heard your sandwich maker got her lern2woman starters guide'

by shiftylion. April 20, 2009