Yaxley-Lennon

the damp sensation experienced when you’ve just been for wee but put it away before you’ve properly finished

I was in a rush and i've given myself a Yaxley-Lennon

by Aesgarth August 3, 2018

Lenny face

Often used online when something sensual is happening. Or when people take thinks out of context in a dirty way.

*inserts Lenny face*

by snapstothat May 27, 2018

Lennart Poettering

A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).

I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.

by Mister Spleen June 1, 2015

John Lennon

The leader of the legendary rock group the Beatles. Born during a World War ll bombing raid in Liverpool, England. Some of John Lennon's hits include Help, I am the Walrus, and Love Me Do.

A famous quote from John Lennon: " We're more popular than Jesus now."

by PrettierThanYourGF April 13, 2016

Lennie Smalls

1.) Mildly retarded character from John Steinbeck's novel "Of Mice and Men".

2.) A term used to describe someone who is unusually large and/or slow.

Person one: So Richard tells me you hired Lennie Smalls at the bar

Person two: Naw, don't talk that way he's a hard worker.

by Diggory17 March 1, 2009

Lenn

lenn is THE hottest dude in town,
he’s not just athletic, good looking and talented as hell, he also is the sweetest person you could ever know. and if you ever run across a lenn you should run them down, make out with them just to make him yours. they are loving and the best listener and advice giver. you are lucky to have a lenn in your life, because he’ll be loyal to death and do his very best to keep you happy. i’ll promise you one thing, you won’t be able to resist loving them!

random dude: Lenn is amazing
random dude 2: who’s lenn?
random dude: that guy
random dude 2: oh i spoke to him once he’s the sweetest, they thaught me how to roll a joint! <3

by killerwitch November 20, 2021

LeGnome James

LeGnome James is one of the best point guard´s in the world. He started to play in the nba in 2020 and won rookie of the year. Now LeGnome is one of the best in the NBA and even LeBron looks up to him. After one year this is what LeGnome has done:
-Rookie of the year
-Best shooter in the NBA (Curry is still inspirational tho)
-Best ballhandler in the NBA
-Best passer in the NBA
-Best defender of the year (for his position)
-Best dunker in the NBA (for his position)

Person 1: You have hear about LeGnome right?
Person 2: Yeah, he is my idol and he is so inspirational
Person 1: Yeah, i wanna be like LeGnome James

by LeGnome James November 11, 2020