I dont give a rats left foot

Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".

This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.

I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.

by UrbanUsers February 10, 2022

left footer

A member of the Catholic faith.

Oi, you'll want to keep an eye on your boy around Seamus... he's a left footer.

by Jim Graziano December 16, 2005

left-footed

A less offensive way of calling something or someone gay.

You know how I know your left-footed...you listen to Coldplay.

by ace1313 January 22, 2009

Left footer

Slang term for a homosexual male, usually used as a polite reference to a gay rather than as a derogatory term

I began suspecting he was a left footer when I found his stash of homosexual porn

by Dave 010203 February 11, 2009

left-handed football bat

Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.

My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.

by Jebus January 27, 2005