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lazy susan

When a girl attempts to shave her vagina but can't seem to get to the bottom part leaving a goatee like appearance.
That lazy susan on Brittany was about 2 inces long!
by Melosh November 22, 2006
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Lazy Susan

A household gadget, usually stored in a cupboard,which consists of a base and a circular table that spins, upon which ingredients and medicine are usually stored. Named after a probably fictional harlot back in the olden days of piracy, where sailors, pressed for time, would lay a prostitute down on the said contraption, and, to facilitate each man taking his turn, they'd rotate her to the next client, cutting time of the then-standard practice of assigning different rooms to different customers.
Hun', could you pass me one of those Tylenols? They're on the lazy susan.

She was turning tricks quickly as if she were on a lazy susan.
by The Speechcrafter September 24, 2012
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Lazy Susan

Orally stimulating a woman's genitalia while she is driving.
Yea brah. She gave me road head so at the next stop sign we pulled a Chinese fire drill and I finished her off with a lazy susan.
by #roastbeeftakeout September 6, 2016
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Lazy Susan

Sex with a double amputee. Put the person with no appendages on your dick and twirl her around like a Lazy Susan.
Because I support our troops, for the 4th of July, I picked up a vet and we did the Lazy Susan.
by Lazy Susan 4 July 11, 2010
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Lazy Susan

A guy receives a handjob from a girl but he grasps the girls hand and moves it. The man is giving himself a handjob but instead of using his own hand he uses the woman's hand.

When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.
I convinced her to give me a handjob but she just gave me a Lazy Susan instead.
by F Wizzleton November 15, 2009
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Lazy Susan

A pivot girl who has decided to eschew the discomfort common to shifting between gentlemen through usage of a lazy susan.
"That Lazy Susan was effortlessly breaking records while looking comfortable all the while. Hats off to her!"
by Pelsmagesey August 29, 2012
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Lazy Susan

A woman gives fellatio while sitting on a toilet seat defecating--it is the female equivalent of a blumpkin.
John: Man, I really wanted a blow job, but Liza had diarrhea.

Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.
by Pierre Longcock January 13, 2011
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