laxstitutes

Bitches who cheer at all lacrosse games. Girls who stalk, and obsessively love all lacrosse players.

Damn those laxstitutes were following me after the game yesterday

by meganisawesomehellyeah July 10, 2010

laxsitute

a girl who is all about the lax bros, whores herself out to bros, and is literally obsessed with lacrosse and boys who play the sport.

"bro, why does that girl always go to the lax parties?"
-"don't you know bro, she's a laxsitute!!"

by crystalite9325 September 9, 2010

Lacist

One who discriminates against lace.

Person 1: That dude was a total lacist.
Person 2: Definitely.

by Milkshakes are just drinks. November 11, 2012

Lacist

Being racist toward oriental people.

"And then he said, 'youl doolberr is bloken'"
"Dude. That's so lacist."

by The Sexton Hardcastle October 9, 2011

Lacist

One who demonstrates discrimination against shoe laces, in particular people who wear shoes with said laces.

Guy 1: Get a load of those laces this dude is wearing!
Guy2: Bro that is really lacist of you. Not cool man.

by Calculate January 13, 2023

laxstatstitute

An extraordinary type of laxtitute. A laxtitute that will give up playing ladies' lax to get closer to the men's team. Since she cannot be on the men's team, she finds an excuse to be on the sidelines at all times: to chill with the bros. By keeping the stats for the bros on the team, a laxstatstitute is able to grow closer to said bros. While being able to look on from the sidelines, laxstatsitutes are able to talk lax and talk bros with fellow laxstatstitutes without seeming creepy while the bros are getting GB's(groundballs). Laxstatstitutes are often seen wearing flipflops, shortshorts, and a lax pinnie from the team they are recording GBs for.

Bro 1 "Who's the girl standing on the sidelines at all the lax games?"
Bro 2 "Oh,the one in the flip flops and pinnie? That is (insert laxstatstitute's name here), she used to be the goalie for our ladies' team. Her brother played lax for us last year, he had flow like you wouldn't believe, her whole family is a dynasty at this school. I don't know why she is there. I think she is our new stat girl, but she looks like a laxtitute."
Bro 3 "Yeah, she is our laxstatstitute, she counts the GBs for the bros."

by AQlaxBRO December 19, 2010

Laxity

Laxity is a group of people who believe many christian based beliefs. They stand against propaganda being put on children's television programs. Laxity also believes that opinions should be always shared publicly without consequence. The groups leader is Cole Rafus who believes that everyone should have freedom, that everyone should rights, and that everyone is free in their own mind. Another thing he Believes is that the Furry Fandom should not exist, and that no Pedophilic communities should exist either.

There was a march with laxity Militants.

by Flyer of Destruction November 17, 2021