Bausen's Law

According to Thebausffs' "Bausen's Law", in League of Legends, every plate is a kill and every turret two kills.

"So I'm 2/4.. But i took four plates, plus the turret.. So, according to Bausen's Law, I'm actually 8/4 would you look at that"

by trwygon April 7, 2023

Horton’s Law

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.

Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.

by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019

Jerma's Law

If a content creator who deserves more recoginition gets a popular meme, it will be in a way where they can't be recognized for it. The name comes from the fact that this has happened to the streamer Jerma985 multiple times.

"Woah *insert streamer* has a popular meme now? Damn too bad Jerma's Law is true."

by JustAcro November 10, 2021

Shank's Law

Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."

Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.

"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."

by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015

Coulter's Law

From Ann Coulter: The longer we go without being told the race of the shooters, the less likely it is to be white men.

I heard about a horrible crime, but nothing about who did it. By Coulter's Law, it wasn't a White man.

by anonymous June 15, 2021

Dvorak's law

The worse the economy, not only do the hookers get better looking, but they get cheaper.

Some postulate that additionally, hookers get more business during a worse economy, however Dvorak himself attributes this to supply and demand which often leads to an increase in business (i.e. tricks) which is driven by the need to compensate for loss of revenue caused by the same reduction in cost stated in Dvorak's law.

by varicocele June 21, 2013

Mutt's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of an amerimutt mentioning black dicks or interracial sex approaches 1.

wow, thats Mutt's Law in action!

by shit wanka July 12, 2020