The hot guido on food network who makes tasty Italian dishes while teasing you with firm breasts and tomato red lips. Her show is the closest thing to food porn on basic cable. She is known for adapting traditional Italian dishes to a level of difficulty that someone as stupid as you could make. She also likes to make you feel bad by exaggerating the Italian pronunciation of words like pancetta (pan-cheyt-ta) and prosciutto (shove-your-cock-in-my-mouth). My girlfriend and her roommates think she has an abnormally large head.
by clarence beeks December 9, 2008
Get the giada de laurentiis mug.When a group of people/person of little skill promotes themselves as being better than they actually are while shamelessly plugging for product sponsorship.
"That team is just laurencing! They really are no competition to you or I"
"Good job Laurencing I was tempted to buy that until you promoted it"
"Good job Laurencing I was tempted to buy that until you promoted it"
by iTrollcrappyppl October 13, 2014
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You always bring to completion anything you start. You are generous but like to see returns from your giving. You have an executive ability, you are a leader. You are moral, balanced, honest and intellectual, and you may attain spirituality. You are wise and practical with an appreciation of beauty. You always think before you act.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
You are seeking freedom, opportunities to enjoy life: to make love, to go places and to do things. You are very adventurous and willing to take risk to achieve your objectives. New ways and new experiences can't satisfy your restless nature. One adventure leads you to another. You are honest and fair, because you know that this is the only way to receive justice and honesty from other people. But your personal growth is vital for your, and it is difficult to be tied down by rules and obligations. Your restless spirit might best controlled by choosing the field of work that meet your demand for action and adventure.
You are seeking freedom, opportunities to enjoy life: to make love, to go places and to do things. You are very adventurous and willing to take risk to achieve your objectives. New ways and new experiences can't satisfy your restless nature. One adventure leads you to another. You are honest and fair, because you know that this is the only way to receive justice and honesty from other people. But your personal growth is vital for your, and it is difficult to be tied down by rules and obligations. Your restless spirit might best controlled by choosing the field of work that meet your demand for action and adventure.
That's a kindhearted Lawrencia!
by Amerique April 4, 2017
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Named after a certain person, to whom all this carnage can be attributed.
Originally from the french, Laurener - i photo without need
and before that the greek, Λαυ + ρεν (needless + record).
Past participle: Lauren'd
Named after a certain person, to whom all this carnage can be attributed.
Originally from the french, Laurener - i photo without need
and before that the greek, Λαυ + ρεν (needless + record).
Past participle: Lauren'd
Neeraj: oh god my facebook minifeed is full of bloody photo albums and i just got tagged in 79 photos
Dom: YOU GOT LAUREN'D!!!
Neeraj: I am SICK of all this mothafuckin Laurening on this mothafuckin internet!
Dom: YOU GOT LAUREN'D!!!
Neeraj: I am SICK of all this mothafuckin Laurening on this mothafuckin internet!
by BWATMAN May 16, 2010
Get the Laurening mug.A term used to describe a unique person (usually female) that no one in that immediate group likes due to a collection of things:
1. Bullshit.
2. More bullshit.
3. The creation of false rumours.
4. False threats. eg. suicide
5. False accusations. eg. rape
6. Cyber harassment (usually text messages or IM conversations).
1. Bullshit.
2. More bullshit.
3. The creation of false rumours.
4. False threats. eg. suicide
5. False accusations. eg. rape
6. Cyber harassment (usually text messages or IM conversations).
Tom: Oh hey man... my dad owns Jamaica. Also did you know Jack slept with a Giraffe. But yeah... I got raped by Nathan so i'm gonna go kill myself. Oh btw did you get my hate texts yesterday?
Barry: Dude.. dont be so laurenish.
Barry: Dude.. dont be so laurenish.
by gibbingslfc March 7, 2010
Get the Laurenish mug.Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.
by god June 4, 2005
Get the giada de laurentiis mug.Marie Laurence is just the best in the world. She’s the mom friend. Marie is literally the cutest sweetest girl. If you know a Marie Laurence and she loves you, you achieve everything right in life.
by Sasooisthebest June 18, 2021
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