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Lavender Unicorn Syndrome

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome occurs when, instead of using a characters name or a pronoun, you repeatedly use other descriptors for them, such as "the baker," "the ninja," "the dragon."

Common in Fan Fictions, the term spawned from the Friendship is Magic /fic/ board where writers would refer to Twilight Sparkle as "lavender unicorn" rather than using her name to describe when she was doing something.
"As Twilight Sparkle walked into the room, the lavender unicorn lifted the book from her shelf with a wave of her horn."
That's Lavender Unicorn syndrome right there. We have pronouns for a reason, people.
by VannerWriter November 20, 2011
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lavender blood

the feeling when you’re body is so mentally and physically exhausted it goes into a dream like state. you may experience nostalgia, flashbacks, hallucinations as well as suicidal thoughts. lavender is being pumped through your veins and the world is seen from a new perspective.
inspo: “lavender blood”- fox academy
i can’t do this anymore. it feels like i have lavender blood. i cant keep living like this
by mentally drained January 15, 2021
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Lavender May Avery

The beautiful daughter of internet influencer, Gabriela Gonzalez, and pop singer, Jack Avery. She was born on April 22, 2019 (earth day)
“Did you hear about Jack Avery and Gabbie Gonzalez’s daughter?”
“No.. what’s her name?!”
Lavender May Avery”
by @cute_.wdw._ May 19, 2019
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My Lavender

Lavender is the person you met and instantly clicked with. They're the sweetest, most genuine person you've ever laid eyes on. They walked into your life like they had always lived there, being in their presence brings out the best version of yourself.
Hey (insert name) you are my lavender. And I love you for it..
by Bruceinbalz January 13, 2022
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Horny nigga laundry basket

A phrase that is shouted when a person wants to become a superhero .

You shout it in the middle of a busy street to gain the powers
Gary: whatch this I have superpowers
Spencer: yeah right

Gary: horny nigga laundry basket
by User 696969 July 13, 2019
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lavendacious

The stripper's perfume was lavendacious.
by hot-sauce March 6, 2015
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laundrodelica

Any musak heard in a laundromat in the 1970's. Experience is perfected by the presence of avacado green dryers, burnt umber washing machines, wallpaper with orange asterisks, contact paper on the countertops festooned with olive drab polka-dotted mushrooms, and Family Circle magazines in the seating area.
Ann Murray
The Carpenters
Percy Faith
Esquivel
Les Baxter
Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass
by Rex Cavendish May 26, 2005
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