When a dude is making out with some skeez at the bar and she walks away, leaving his chubber exposed and causing him to cover his crotch and act the fool.
Jeff was sucking face with some chick at The Bear until she Landrumed him right in front of everyone.
by Supergooch June 21, 2010
Get the Landrum mug.A Riley Landrum is a term that is used to label someone as a supreme class asshole. Being called Riley Landrum is one of the most vulgar insults known to man. It has many vulgar meanings, all but not limited to:
- An acne riddled horse
- Horrible singer
- Poser
- Hater
-Envious dickhead
- A person that rants and complains about anything and anyone
- Fake Person/Two Faced
- Low IQ
- Sex Offender
- A person that can’t hold a conversation
- A person that produces bad music that makes ur ears bleed
- Will talk shit about ones gear or item then proceeds to buy the same exact thing and change their opinion about it
- An acne riddled horse
- Horrible singer
- Poser
- Hater
-Envious dickhead
- A person that rants and complains about anything and anyone
- Fake Person/Two Faced
- Low IQ
- Sex Offender
- A person that can’t hold a conversation
- A person that produces bad music that makes ur ears bleed
- Will talk shit about ones gear or item then proceeds to buy the same exact thing and change their opinion about it
Guthrie Govan: “Hello!? 911!? There’s a guy named Riley Landrum outside my house and he’s threatening to rape me?!”
911 Operator: “Chloe!? Is he bothering you again?!”
Guthrie Govan: “AAAAHHHH HE’S BURNING ALL OF MY IBANEZ GUITARS AND STEALING MY STRATS EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK!!!!”
911 Operator: “Chloe!? Is he bothering you again?!”
Guthrie Govan: “AAAAHHHH HE’S BURNING ALL OF MY IBANEZ GUITARS AND STEALING MY STRATS EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK!!!!”
by Gliznig June 7, 2020
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(V.)A sexual move where the guy fingers a girl and procedes to lift her in the air while using his available arm to balance her, a very powerful move.
Damn Taylor just gave me "the dirty landrum" and I hit my head on the ceiling, and now I'm really sore.
by Damnlandrumdamn February 13, 2010
Get the The dirty landrum mug.Not fake. The realest friend. In short Lau, he's very talkative and always tries his best to make his friends happy. He is very caring and loving and you'll always be laughing around him. He is a very brave and inspirational friend sometimes when you talk to him you'll be like "waw Laudruw really motivates me and inspires me". You'll always be happy around him and you'll love to be around him. His friends are always lucky to be with him. So if you know him you'll be one of the luckiest people. (Joke bo ta)
by Yourfavoritegirl123456 November 8, 2021
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