Lampsexual

Noun.1.1. A person or being whose sexual experiences or techniques are laughable or nonexistent.

Noun.1.2. In correlation with Noun.1.1., it is otherwise spelt as “lmaosexual”, which is later proven to be grammatically incorrect.

Adjective.1.1. Used to describe person or being’s lack of sexual relationships and/or sexual actions.

Verb.1.1. The action of attempting ludicrous and extremely inexperienced sexual moves on targeted audience.

N.1.1..: Don’t bother buying her a drink, she’s a lampsexual.

A.1.1..: What is she still doing with you? Everyone knows you’re lampsexual.

V.1.1..: Hello? Bestie? A man just lampsexualled me and it was hilarious.

by SpaceBURRito January 2, 2022

larasexual

a sexual preference where someone is only attracted to lara tarabishy and not any other female or male on this planet.

“mom, i’ve decided to come out as larasexual!”

by bark boi July 7, 2019

lancsexual

attracted by Sara Lance and Laurel Lance

are you lancesexual?? I’am

I am lancsexual because they are attractive.

by olicity January 6, 2021

lamesexual

{lay-meh-sec-tyoo-al}
Adjective - Describing something that is both lame and homosexual.

That movie was lamesexual

by Paul Smithington February 23, 2009

lampsexual

lamp·sex·u·al lamp-sek-shoo-uhl

-adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or exhibiting lampsexuality.
2. of, pertaining to, or effing a lamp.
-noun
3. a lampsexual person.

Origin: 2005; LAMP-+SEXUAL

"Ashleigh is lampsexual; she screws lamps."

by Jolie Ja'Myne August 13, 2007

lareesexual

having sexual intercourse with a person called laree

a man and laree having sex this is called lareesexual

by santaisntrealsorrychildren October 22, 2013

lurksexual

A sexual orientation referring to someone who is a lurk. Used to joke with friends, not meant to label actual lurks.

"Damn, fool you were so lurksexual at that party. You should have just spat some game at those girlies."

by J-Thizz May 14, 2008