landscaping

trimming or shaving body hair for aesthetic effect. may involve tanning too.

jonathan's so gay. he shaves everything below his collar and calls it landscaping.

by minghi May 17, 2003

Landscaping

To swing, miss the ball entirely, and dig up grass with your golf club

"Dude, did you see Max on the golf course today?"

"Yea, I saw him. He was sweet with his r11. Matt on the other hand was doing some serious landscaping"

by Glory Hole 121 November 21, 2011

Genital Landscaping

The art of genital body modification, or tattoos to decorate the genitalia.

My boyfriend had genital landscaping done when he got a prince albert piercing.

by Innoxia October 27, 2010

Landscaping

“Landscaping” is when something bad happens, like you lose and election, and you try to make your ego feel better by making shit up and blaming other people

Orange Julius Caesar once lost an election and sent his lawyer Rudy who once married his own cousin out to do some landscaping.

by Jerry Man Der November 11, 2020

Total Landscaping

The final 'scorched earth'-type action that follows a string of undignified behaviours.

...And then he went total landscaping, claiming he was tucking in his shirt."

by Otnobor November 9, 2020

landscaping

What you do when you're road tripping.

T.J.: Dude, you alright, you doing okay? You got the munchies?
S: I’m cool; I’m just landscaping right now.

by Gamelegs April 9, 2009

lardscaping

Shaping, defining or removing excess body fat (is there any other kind?), such as through liposuction

Damn, Francine looks hot since the doctor turned her spare monster-truck tire into an awesome hourglass. Blessed lardscaping.

by The Master Bates February 10, 2008