Londonier

Someone who is addicted to tea.

My neighbor Scott is a Londonier

by Cambodia1132 May 31, 2021

Landonism

Landonism is where we worship my little brother Landon. I showed him Montero and he danced on a small pole.

"I worship Landonism" "Me too!"

by Landonism worshiper April 30, 2021

Londonize

Transforming any object or living being into something involving the use of weed.

1. Man, I just londonized that Coke can !
2. Fuuuuuck I am londonizeeeeeeed...
3. Londonize your life !

by Bretto Boy May 5, 2006

Landonined

To be Removed, Kicked, Banned, Exiled etc... from a social group, while the person who landonined you had no valid reason or a stupid non-relevant reason.

Person A: Dude he landonined me from the group, wth??
Person B: Wow really, that's so dumb.

by UrbanNinja1001 April 24, 2015

Landoning a post

the express removal of any post containing evidence or statements by an individual (most especially screenshots) that, while technically possible, depict a scenario that is so extremely unlikely nobody should ever spend any time contemplating it. Ever.

Landoning a post is required to survive being in a discord with Landon

by landoning September 3, 2019

landonese disease

when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck

Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF December 10, 2022

landonbreese

Landon breese is a chill mf

I love that kid landonbreese, he hella chill.

by OneRealMf February 8, 2023