Rosy O'Donnel is a Land Whale
by R E A IP 3 R April 02, 2009
A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
A fat, stupid sidekick with no real purpose except for to make its companions look better. (in most cases land whales are needed or else its 'friends' would appear hideous)
by J.R. 181 August 27, 2006
by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015
A Fat man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
The reason for starving kids in Africa. If seen, you are advised to shoot on contact. This is no ordinary whale. Its a land whale. Accounts report that it is seen wearing chains and horrible make up. Never underestimate the hunger of the rarely seen land whale.
Guy 1: "Hey Deric don't go out so late. The Rarely Seen Land Whale might find you"
Guy 2: "Im safe man. I have my harpoon with me at all times."
Guy 2: "Im safe man. I have my harpoon with me at all times."
by Big eyed bandit May 28, 2012
by Alibaba23 July 23, 2023