Lancehole

A "Lancehole" (noun, plural "Lanceholes") is a cyclist who hogs the road and refuses to move over, regardless of whether or not he/she is actually meeting the listed speed limit. Many Lanceholes can be spotted donning their skin-tight, sponsorship-laden shirts and shorts.

An arrogant and unfriendly species, Lanceholes are fiercely aggressive assholes, often channeling their inner Lance Armstrong, hence "Lancehole". When threatened, Lanceholes commonly resort to threatening fist-shakes and comments, such as "share the road!”.

Passenger: "Hey man, you know you can speed up, right? You're doing 15mph in a 30mph zone."
Driver: "Sorry, I can't. This Lancehole in front of me won't move over."
Lancehole: "SHARE THE ROAD!"

by astankytool June 29, 2017

Lanahomosexual

A gay/lesbian person sexually attracted to people who listen to Lana Del Rey.

A: "So like... we've been talking for some time but I still don't understand if you're sexually attracted to me..."
B: "What music do you listen to?"
A: "Why?!"
B: "Because I'm Lanahomosexual, I need to know!"

by Stagno February 22, 2019

Langehaug

A langehaug is a bigger than normal male penis. Normally men with a langehaug wear jeans made by wrangler to show off the size and gurth of their langehaug.

"Man, you could see that guys langehaug right through his wranglers!

by Mertil November 9, 2007

Lanah

Lanah is such a beautiful girl, she’s kind and outgoing and will do anything for the people around her. She is shy and not very confident but has a heart of gold. Lanah will have brown hair and brown eyes. She will most likely be married and have children at a young age.

Omg it’s lanah, she’s so nice

by Anonymouschick347 July 10, 2018

lanashia

She is a very smart,harsh but gentle girl. She cares for her friends and will try anything to do what she feels is right, she is also thick with a twist and an very beautiful girl inside and out

Wow lanashia is very sweet, and thick with a nice booty

by Awesome4 February 13, 2018

lenaeh

lenaeh is a unique name who is a legit amazing at basketball and a fan of golden state warriors and sometimes can be a bit annoying and wierd sometimes but deep inside she is an amazing person and will be you BFF also she is hella popular

“dude LENAEH is hella lit at basketball”
“I know right, she gon be in the WNBA one day”

by legit real definitions ;() May 7, 2018

lanaih

Cute, smart, hard working, big butt, Juicy lips,

Lanaih is very pretty.

by Bigboy04 November 3, 2019