Lamp Post

A hot girl typically with a big juicy ass. This phrase is used as code so as to not alert your surroundings that you are highly turned on by the voluptuous figure that lies before you.

Person 1: Duuuuuuuude check out that lamp post
Person 2: Hoooooooollllyyyyyy
Person 3: What the fuck is a lamp post

by Elbow Picke July 18, 2020

Lamp Post

Someone who is extremely tall, usually a boy.

Friend Josh: "Wow, you see that really tall boy over there?"
Friend Rose: "Yeah, that's Julian! He's such a lamp post."

by roseissocoolomg March 24, 2017

Lamp post

Something people like to commit random drunk acts around.

"Baker danced around a lamp post"

by shlovesyou April 19, 2009

lamp post

A dog's idea of a tiolet.

Let's piss up the lamp post!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Wet Lamp Post

Sexual activity, where the male's penis is drenched in a beverage (such as alcohol) and then sucked clean by a partner.

"Hey foxy grandpa, can I give you a wet lamp post?"

by Webster That's Me November 21, 2011

Lamp post thursday

when you get a really good idea.

hey guys its lamp post thursday!

by mjryan06 February 8, 2010

Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how

I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021