slambasted

Drunk as hell, or blazed, or cracked, well i guess just bein f*xored up...

I was so slambasted last night, I tongue punched your moms dirtstar...

by peterpressure.com January 23, 2006

Lamated

Anything sexual or having to do with sex.

"I totally lamated that bitch last night."
or...
"Me and this girl lamated this other girl which lamated on me but I ended up the next morning lamated this black girl.."

by Mario and Charlene December 7, 2006

lammastide

Lammastide means August 1st

The 1st harvest

Juliet's birthday is on lammastide

by Fanny350 June 5, 2005

lambastard

A particularly annoying or irritating verbal abuser.

"Boy, that guy on the cable talk show sure is a lambastard."

by PhallusAccusations December 27, 2012

Lamposted

The act of getting stuck between a lamppost and another nearby surface e.g a fence, wall or hedge.

I was walking home drunk last night and I tried to be clever but I ended up getting lamposted.

by Kubadude September 5, 2016

Lambaste

To over aggressively thrust upon a female's vagina.

"Dude, what about her?"

"I would lambaste it but wouldn't date it."

by The Codfather July 13, 2012

Lambast Hazard

a terrible haircut

Hey man, your haircut looks like a Lambast Hazard! Are you five?

by The king shit May 6, 2013