Lukaku

A tragic first touch to control the ball in the sport of football (soccer).

You would've scored that huge chance if you hadn't taken a lukaku.

Roshan! You and your lukaku cost us the game again you useless fucking cunt.

by dilshannn7 July 2, 2019

Lukaku

Causing injury to yourself without anyone touching you

Bruv mans just lukaku'd himself!

by JustKiwi December 4, 2018

Lakaka

Lakaka is the greatest defender of all time. He’s blocked hundreds of shots and helped in winning countless awards for his opposition. Recently, he helped his rivals win the UEFA Champions League, cementing his place in the history books alongside legendary players such as Harry Maguire.

OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST SEE LAKAKA's SAVE!!
yeah man.. now man city win the ucl
WHAT A GOATED PLAYER

by rkpromaxultra4k60fps120hz August 14, 2023

lakaka

Romelu Lukaku (the belgian guy that plays for Chelsea and Belgium's national team)= lakaka but lakaka > Lukaku

btw lekaka is the french version of lakaka

Person 2: What is your favourite football player?
Person 1: Lakaka
Person 2: Same

by moist_mcdonald the 3rd January 3, 2022

Lakaka

The Explosive Diarrhea in spanish or Romelu Lukaku

Romelu Lakaka plays for chelsea

by Simbaliombe1 March 4, 2022

Lukaku

To lose something under your control; mishandling due to lack of ability and/or concentration

I really like this girl, everything is going so well, I pray I don't Lukaku it.

by Jesiwe December 2, 2018

lukaku

verb to botch the simple act of controlling a football in an embarrassing manner
tense lukaku, lukakued

I gave him a simple pass to feet, but he lukakued it and lost possession.

by jose_mourinho December 13, 2018