A modified version of the Emeril. To ejaculate semen into the palm of your hand and hold it in front of a sleeping person's face while yelling "BAM!" thus making them spring up into it.
by G. Sherman August 10, 2003
Get the Lagasse alarm mug.1.)When the lag in a game is so bad that it isn't worth playing.
2.)When your computer's connection speed is worse than that of dial-up.
2.)When your computer's connection speed is worse than that of dial-up.
Steve: Man last night I was playing Halo 3 and my connection had a laggasm and I appeared on the other side of the map.
Carl: That's nothing my connection was having such a laggasm that I couldn't even load google for 20 minutes.
Carl: That's nothing my connection was having such a laggasm that I couldn't even load google for 20 minutes.
by CrunkMagnum August 6, 2009
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by leona May 21, 2005
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Get the lagtastic mug.It doesn't just have to be semen, it can be any liquid or powdered substance. Salt, pepper, sugar, hot sauce, anything goes.
The USMC drill sergeant has just woken up an oversleeping cadet by setting off the Lagasse alarm, throwing pepper on the man's face.
"BAM! Wake up, maggot! Just who the hell do you think you are? Rip Van Winkle? Get up, take a shower, dress up, and catch your sorry carcass up with the rest of the others who are apparently better evolved primates than you are! Yeah!"
"BAM! Wake up, maggot! Just who the hell do you think you are? Rip Van Winkle? Get up, take a shower, dress up, and catch your sorry carcass up with the rest of the others who are apparently better evolved primates than you are! Yeah!"
by Mark H July 11, 2004
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it lags enemy players out of the game and makes the hacker get free exp.
a very popular hack in the game gunbound
it lags enemy players out of the game and makes the hacker get free exp.
a very popular hack in the game gunbound
by Gunout September 18, 2004
Get the laghack mug.A boy that you've been through everything with. They know you in and out. They can tell when something is wrong, and they can usually help you feel better. They're attractive. They're hysterically funny and have the best sense of humor. They're smarter than the average bear in some areas. A boy you love unconditionally.
by ThatsThatShitIDontLike August 8, 2012
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