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Lagasse alarm

A modified version of the Emeril. To ejaculate semen into the palm of your hand and hold it in front of a sleeping person's face while yelling "BAM!" thus making them spring up into it.
The bitch wouldn't wake up, so I set off the Lagasse alarm.
by G. Sherman August 10, 2003
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Laggasm

1.)When the lag in a game is so bad that it isn't worth playing.

2.)When your computer's connection speed is worse than that of dial-up.
Steve: Man last night I was playing Halo 3 and my connection had a laggasm and I appeared on the other side of the map.

Carl: That's nothing my connection was having such a laggasm that I couldn't even load google for 20 minutes.
by CrunkMagnum August 6, 2009
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emeril lagasse

man who knows how to kick food up a notch
as i was walking the streets last night i mistakenly ran into a strange man named emeril lagasse
by leona May 21, 2005
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lagtastic

When your computer is lagging, a fantastically large amount.
Bob
Awe shit my comp is being lagtastic again

Joe
Dam, no WOW I guess
by Pie ;) January 12, 2008
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lagasse alarm

It doesn't just have to be semen, it can be any liquid or powdered substance. Salt, pepper, sugar, hot sauce, anything goes.
The USMC drill sergeant has just woken up an oversleeping cadet by setting off the Lagasse alarm, throwing pepper on the man's face.

"BAM! Wake up, maggot! Just who the hell do you think you are? Rip Van Winkle? Get up, take a shower, dress up, and catch your sorry carcass up with the rest of the others who are apparently better evolved primates than you are! Yeah!"
by Mark H July 11, 2004
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laghack

this is a hack used in online games.
it lags enemy players out of the game and makes the hacker get free exp.

a very popular hack in the game gunbound
0mg w00t i got teh 1337 exp m0f0
by Gunout September 18, 2004
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Lagasse

A boy that you've been through everything with. They know you in and out. They can tell when something is wrong, and they can usually help you feel better. They're attractive. They're hysterically funny and have the best sense of humor. They're smarter than the average bear in some areas. A boy you love unconditionally.
Did you see that Lagasse? I love Lagasses.
by ThatsThatShitIDontLike August 8, 2012
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