Bus-lagged

When you're on a bus for too long and you feel tired, sleepy, disoriented, etc. because of being on the bus too long

Friend: dude are you OK? You seem kinda out of it
Me: Yeah, just kinda bus-lagged

by Thebroski 138 November 20, 2016

Pub-lagged

Feeling as though it is later than it really is due to having gone for a drink in the afternoon.

Person A: "hey, how are you?"
Person B: "I'm OK, but feeling a bit Pub-Lagged, I went to the Live And Let Live at about five today."

by J Kelso December 6, 2006

Text Lagger

A person that stops texting in the middle of a convo!!! Resuming it later when you have forgotten about them and you look at your phone later and they have continued the convo losing all relevance. VERY irritating!!!

You.. Let's meet at 4 2morrow....

NO REPLY....

2 hours later...

Friend/TEXT LAGGER .....Ok but I can only meet you at Starbux..

by SabrinaBear February 17, 2009

Langley Foundation for Social Betterment

US Central Intelligence Agency

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.

by Mil3druid4 July 19, 2021

laggoer

A unique person allergic to something.

That laggoer is allergic to nuts.

by ZeroLactoseLaggoer July 14, 2022

Langley mill

A village situated on the derby and Nottinghamshire border. You will often spot a drunken tramp weasling his way to the bus stop. The village has a very large football following and you can sometimes overhear the "geezers" arguing about it at one in the morning. Do not be fooled by its peaceful look though as the year sevens will catch you lacking outside of home bargains.

Langley mill is a shithole

by Not your dad__69 February 2, 2022

kings langley school

Kings is home to the worlds largest collection of crackheads. Every girl looks like my toenail and all the teachers smell of my nans foot fungus. No coloured coats are allowed and if you wear them inside for more than 0.003 seconds a teacher will scream at you. The headteacher is a pedo that likes to look up skirts so don’t be surprised if he asks you to pull your skirt down. Most of the boys either have some form of autism or ADHD or are a wannabe roadman. The school chicken burgers have AIDS and the Radnor fizz will give you coronavirus. Avoid this place at all costs unless you want a couple STDs and to be pounded by your noncy food tech teacher

Kings Langley school reminds me of hell.

by ThatNi🅱️🅱️🅰️ January 30, 2020