lactose intolerant

The condition of frustration that results from the wait for an overdue podcast, sometimes extensible to cases of overdue magazines, software, etc.

I'm totally lactose intolerant for a new Hardcore History 'cast - it's been a month for Christ's sake!

by Kellyn B. April 21, 2009

Lactose intolerant intolerant

The inability to be around people that incessantly talk about their condition.

I can't stand to eat lunch with Sally. All she talks about is being lactose intolerant. I'm lactose intolerant intolerant.

by Rollo168 March 14, 2014

the lactose intolerant friend

The friend that never shuts the fuck up about being lactose intolerant. This friend more than likely isnt even really lactose intolerant. This type of friend manages to mention that they're lactose intolerant in every conversation.

Friend 1: "Do you guys want snacks for the party?"
Lactose Intolerant Friend: "As long as there is no cheese. Remeber I'm lactose intolerant?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you're definitely the lactose intolerant friend."

by MMMmonkeys March 4, 2021

lactose intolerance

lactose intolerance is actualy LackToastAndTallIsnt that means lack of toast and less tall

You didn't have toast this morning your lactose intolerance

by Ladzam Zhaaq YUdiktionori November 11, 2021

Circadian Lactose Intolerance

A person, normally a young woman, who cannot tolerate drinking milk after 12:00 PM, eastern standard time.

"No, I'll take my coffee black, I really can't have milk at this time of the day. I just got diagnosed with C.L.I, better known as Circadian Lactose Intolerance.

by Jack Sparrow Wants This Woman March 1, 2009

lactose intolerance

hell

steven: dude, you’re lactose intolerant
mike: yes
steven: aww poor thing. i’ll keep you in my prayers.
mike: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE SUCKS ASS DUDE

by You Don’t Need To Know That June 1, 2020

lactose intolerant

The most unafraid people to exist they will consume large amounts of dairy they know what will happen after they consume large amounts of dairy but do they care? no.

Geeard: *consumes 13 string cheeses in one sitting*
Jeff Bezos: "arent you lactose intolerant??:
Geeard: "yes yes I am"

by nightpickle October 13, 2022