lactard

A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.

"Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"

"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"

by ChanLynn January 22, 2008

lustarded

The state of being so lustful that you make yourself retarded.

Every time I see Katie I start acting like a tool; she just makes me so lustarded.

Can also be used as lustard - One who is lustarded.

by Crambo January 24, 2008

laztarded

When someone is so lazy that they either seem to be retarded or for all intents and purposes are functioning at the level of a retard.

"Fuck, that dude is seriously laztarded." or "No, Bob really isn't that dumb, he's just been kinda laztarded lately.

by Meisen July 7, 2008

mactarded

When anything looks pretty and nice but is non-functional as is a Mac computer.

"The new Firefox 4 browser looks like it's mactarded. Nice design but it's lacking in functionality."

"Sarah used to be intelligent but then became mactarded in college. She's a slut now.

by HPiddy December 23, 2009

lactard

A derogatory term for one who is lactose intolerant combining the word retard with 'lactose'.

Person 1: "Uh, why is that girl drinking soymilk?"
Person 2: "Because she's a LACTARD".
Person 1: "HA HA!"

by lila_pause September 4, 2006

mactarded

Description of a person who lacks the ability to perform simple computing tasks without the assistance and guidance of a dumb-downed, childishly cartoon-like graphical interface, as one would find in the Macintosh operating system.

The guy at the print shop must be mactarded because he had no idea how to how to extract the image from the .zip file I sent.

by seanik March 24, 2010

lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant

"Babu do you want to get some ice cream?" "Sorry Jasminda, I cant eat ice cream - Im a lactard."

by Babu May 19, 2003