lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant

"Babu do you want to get some ice cream?" "Sorry Jasminda, I cant eat ice cream - Im a lactard."

by Babu May 19, 2003

Lactard

Someone is unable to drink milk and suffers from lactose intolerence

"Meg, just take a sip of this milk"
"I already told you, I can't, I'm a lactard"

by jake826 April 26, 2006

Lactard

one who is lactose intolerant and receives constant mocking form their friends for it. Lactard

When I eat dairy it explodes out of my ass. I am a Lactard

by halflactarded September 01, 2009

lactard

a person who's digestive system is severly upset by dairy products

cats are lactards, if they drink too much milk they will have the shits

by locket September 08, 2006

lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant; retarded when it comes to dairy.

Oh man, that ice cream made my belly hurt. I am such a lactard.

by Daisy Face April 28, 2007

Lactard

1: Another name for someone who is lactose intolerant, used in a derogatory way

2: Someone who is lactose intolerant but continues to eat dairy

1: person 1: can we go get icecream?
person 2: no, I don't want to smell your farts lactard

2: They came over with a milkshake in hand like a lactard

by rileyredds May 28, 2021

lactard

Someone who suffers from a dairy allergy. (adjectival form: lactarded)

Oh Jimmy? Yeah, he can't drink milk; he's a lactard.
(That poor guy's lactarded)

by sokath October 16, 2003