5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."
by el viceo May 2, 2006
Get the black lacquer table mug.|Noun|: A sexy dark chocolate skin man with a passion for medicine. A Laqueres also has too many baby mamas to count and is a advocate for the Anti-Process Foundation.
Girl my doctors is a LAQueres, was about ready to become his 49th baby mama 🥵.
Son I have faith you will become a LAQueres one day, keep working hard.
Son I have faith you will become a LAQueres one day, keep working hard.
by Laqueres July 2, 2020
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A real beauty. The definition comes from the iconic racing legend Joey LaQuerre's car, which was, even for a lump of metal and rubber, was quite beautiful. Also implies a tragic clumsyness, as Joey was killed in a snowmobile accident. JoJo Laquerres can also be a combination of these two.
Stud M. - (observing a girl who is incredibly hot tripping for no apparent reason) - "Whoa! What a JoJo Laquerre!"
by Chunkylover124 December 8, 2009
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Get the Laquer mug.If you flatulate, you shall receive a apple pie. (Used as a substitute for words such as “cool” and “awesome”)
Well, Laquerdackuers!
by RodgerC26 January 1, 2018
Get the Laquerdackuers mug.You know, that one girl who everybody watches out for, is known to cause a ruckus, and potentially even some rumors. Lacquecia ain't afraid to get nasty. She don't spill the tea, she makes it.
Oh no, Lacquecia is coming!
Lacquecia just had her sixteenth baby.
I heard Lacquecia got butt implants.
Lacquecia just had her sixteenth baby.
I heard Lacquecia got butt implants.
by NoneOfYourBusiness11 February 20, 2019
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