Lasterday

Yesterday, the day before today

Sorry I missed play rehearsal lasterday, I had so much homework!

by ShadowCaster07 May 9, 2011

Lasterday

Lasterday is the day before yesterday, two days ago.

We got home yesterday, but we only left lasterday, so it was a quick trip.

by Ded Jezter June 4, 2016

Lasterday

Last night, yesterday

Joel made me soup for dinner lasterday

by keywestgrl January 21, 2013

lasterday

A word used to describe or simplify saying "the day before yesterday".

Person 1: What did you do yesterday?
Person 2: I just slept all day, I was so worn out from lasterday's party.

by NirocDrof April 9, 2014

New England brown lobster

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.

Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”

by TdogW October 12, 2018

ghetto lobster

A baby who's been 'disciplined' with hot water (immersed in a pot of boiling water, for example) by someone with poor parenting skills attributed to an economically under-privileged upbringing.

That's no baby with a sunburn; that's a ghetto lobster.

by Dead Nancy January 13, 2008

vag lobsters

A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs

"I was about to go down on this girl but then I came up with a mouthful of vag lobsters"

by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017