Lottery 

Gives poor people hope.

The lottery is the only form of entertainment which pays you back.

Lottery by Loto32 January 27, 2013

Lottery 

Yeah the numbers match but you didn't work for the money so I'm not going to pay you.

Hym "Can you imagine? You go to claim your lottery winnings and the guy says this. What kind of dishonest swindler thinks like this? I'll tell you who..."

Lottery by Hym Iam May 22, 2023

[lottery] 

When numerous men fornicate with a women and bust a nut inside her, in nine months when she has a baby and they take DNA tests to see who is the father, the father wins

We played the lottery with lacey and clint won the lottery and was the father

[lottery] by titty titty bang bang April 3, 2009

Lottery Bus

When someone leaves a project quickly and unexpectedly. Typically referring to the risk associated with the tribal knowledge someone has that puts a project or business at risk when they leave the company. Some one would leave if they got hit by a bus (Die) or win the lottery (Not need the Job anymore)

Sue won the lottery bus and will not be back to work. (Not knowing why she is gone)
or
If John gets hit by the lottery bus we will all be hurting to get this project completed on schedule.

Lottery Bus by justmatt February 6, 2009

Lottery Ticket Asshole

Lottery Ticket Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, deciding what scratch-off lottery ticket they will waste their unemployment benefits on. They are convinced that their odds of winning improve, depending on what the scratch-off ticket looks like. Therefore they spend an incredible amount of time debating the issue, pissing off everyone else waiting in line. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will even park their fat ass in front of the line, and scratch off the very ticket which they just purchased. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You will be waiting in line forever. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will leave the store and climb into their Mustang, hence creating the possibility of the dreaded and oh-too-common Lottery Ticket Asshole / Cigarette Asshole / Mustang Asshole combination.

I got caught beinhd Lottery Ticket Asshole today while getting gas and a soda on my way to work. I ended up having to use a sick day because I was 6 hours late.

Lottery Ticket Asshole by mad genius December 5, 2010

lottery wings

When ones bingo wings get huge, they get upgraded to lottery wings

She was soooo ugly, her ass was like a bouncey castle, she was so fat that she didn't have bingo wings but lottery wings

lottery wings by mitch00uk April 5, 2015

Lottery Peeps

Super cute lottery ball cartoon characters here to bring you luck with winning the lottery.

Friends with million dollar benefits.

Mr. Millions is the President of the Lottery Peeps.

Lottery Peeps by Mr. Millions August 27, 2009