loaf

A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)

Excuse me please, I have to go pinch a loaf.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

loaf

Short for "Loaf of Bread", which is Cockney rhyming slang for "Head".
Loaf of bread? Head..See?

"Use your loaf!" Translates as: Think about it!" "Use your head!" "Don't be stupid!"

by Agent Smith May 24, 2003

Loaf

A silly person who is often really happy all the time for no apparent reason. They are also weird and do weird stuff.

TheBaz: She is such a loaf, everything she does is pretty loafy
Dasmien: Did you hear she soiled herself on stage?
TheBaz: Yeah that's pretty loafy. There's some pictures of her looking loafy, too

by CeleryMan July 3, 2012

LOAF

Laugh Out A Fart.

Steve Harvey is so wicked funny that it is not rare for my Aunt Vera to LOAF while watching Family Feud.

by HOTPOKT May 27, 2018

Loaf

Ghetto way of saying "failing/failure" or "being lazy" for no specific reason

Person 1-HEY. WHERE WERE YOU ALL DAY? STOP LOAFIN'.
Person 2-Sorry, I was sitting at home all day.

by Dark3n_angel October 19, 2009

loaf

The term 'loaf' refers to someone's hairstyle that appears to have the same shape as a rising loaf of bread pouring out the top of a baking tin.

look at John's hair it's a total loaf.

by Scottish edgit May 30, 2018

Loaf

Large Overly-Aggressive Female.

Women who tend to be on the hefty side who intimidate those around them. Usually when they are a tad intoxicated and trying to make sexual advances. Can also be used in the context of scary, large women seen in everyday life.

Dude, do you see that girl over there? What a loaf!

I was just cornered by a loaf. I think I'm traumatized.

by thisisadumbpseudonym December 14, 2012